Sorry about the hiatus, but you should all know – heroin is great! Seriously, if you haven’t tried it yet, you’re missing out. However, you can’t buy heroin on a credit card, and the only thing more addictive than heroin is the sweet, sweet points game. Until heroin is legal and you can charge it to the prepaid Visa card that you got 5% cash back on at an office supply store, as you can with alcohol and marijuana, it’s with a heavy heart that we dismount the white horse.
If there is a god, someday there will be a card with heroin rewards.
Please, Chase, make this happen.